CFL: Canadian Freedom League

If you're one of the best football players in the U.S. and you don't like your employer (the NFL) telling you what you can put into your body (i.e. subjecting you to mandatory drug tests), what options do you have? Well, there's always the CFL, home of those athletes who weren't quite big enough or fast enough to crack the lineup in the NFL. Or, apparently, the ones who couldn't pass their ridiculous drug tests. I for one welcome these drug-crazed madmen to the league, and give kudos to the CFL for not putting adults through tests to see if they like to consume "illegal drugs" on their own time.

(Note: these are tests for "substance abuse" of recreational drugs, not for steroids)