What I Need

I must admit that I thought the blog trend of typing what "----- needs" into Google and seeing what popped up when your name was put in the space seemed kind of lame. But after trying it (why?), it actually was pretty funny. And Google is scarily perceptive sometimes. Here's a bit of what I need:

Scott needs Mozilla
Scott needs to have his stomach stapled
Scott needs to get out more
Scott needs to back up his regrets with action
Scott NEEDS nude models
Scott needs no introduction
Scott needs to get over them
Scott needs the practice
Scott needs more of Mike's guitar
Scott needs less of John's vocals
Scott needs to remember that he's an adult
Scott needs to go

It's only really amusing if you do it for yourself, so take .09 seconds out of your day and give it a try.