Tuesday, March 28, 2006

So It's Come To This...

the government analyzing sewer water to determine the level of urinary byproducts of cocaine. For now, it’s being pegged as a means to gather more accurate information on the prevalence of drug use, but if this works, no doubt we’ll soon have the Toilet Task Force checking your pipes to make sure you haven’t been doing anything you shouldn’t.

And in case you needed to be reminded, you're paying for this.


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