Budding Businessboy Busts Bonbon Ban

Try as the government may, it's almost impossible to eliminate a market for a product for which there is demand. A school in England that has banned vending machines from the school has learned the rule of irrepressible markets via a 13-year-old entrepreneur who's pulling home $100 a day in black market candy sales. Somebody give this kid a diploma, he's clearly a lot smarter than the people running the school board.

Should I say it? ...Aw, what the hell: When candy sales are outlawed, only outlaws will sell candy.