My New Least-Favorite Basketball Player

Like Radley Balko, I'm speechless over reports that Shaquille O'Neal has helped out with police drug raids in Virgina and LA. It's not enough that he plays the most boring game of basketball that has ever graced the NBA hardwood? Now he has to participate in constitutionally-dubious home invasions? Here's a call for Ron Artest and Latrell Sprewell to foul Shaq extra-hard this year.